宠物的文(宠物的文)

萌宠日常

作者：弦歌雅意

文案

沈洛没想到，自己一个大男人竟然被一只猫骗得签下了卖身契，成为了一个宠物奴隶！

从此他的生命不再是自己的，而是属于广大宠物的，身兼铲屎官、遛狗官、翻译、大厨、搓澡工、媒人、调解员等多个职位，并自学成兽医、宠物营养师、宠物心理师，人生如此地艰难！

请问沈洛是个什么样的人？

金毛伊森：大管家，我上司。

胖猫阿菲：臣服在我脚底下的人类。

鹦鹉大喇叭：八卦协会副会长！我是会长！

萨摩耶一家：可凶可凶！

店员郑嘉美：穷酸店主。

兽医汪博：骗子，小气鬼，抠门死了，现代严监生，中国葛朗台！

……

沈洛：好想嫁富婆！

某男：嫁我吧！

沈洛：你穷的还要我养！坚决不嫁！

某男掏出支票：包养你和你所有宠物，数字随便填。

沈洛：嫁！今天就嫁！

短篇

《猫咪也能玩网配》 作者：纯白蠢白

文案：

猫默，圈内蹿红速度最快的紫红cv，声线迷人戏感爆好。但是，脑残粉表示快哭了好吗？圈里还有比猫默大大更神秘的人吗？

付锦然，混迹网配圈三四年的紫红cv，虽然是黑红黑红的。但是......呵呵......你说我家的小黑猫就是那个神秘的猫默大神，我宁愿相信外星人入侵地球了好吧！

谁来拯救一下我碎成渣渣的三观！

有人说，喵星人有三好：卖萌傲娇易推倒。

付锦然表示，他家的那只也有三好：能配音暖床洗被套

书名：渣攻变猫记

作者：苏蓝衣

备注：

这是一个渣攻变成了一只猫咪陪在小受身边，继而产生出真感情的故事。略带有网配情节

爱犬

作者：离之若素

内容概要

方亦然路边捡到一只流浪狗，

不想这只狗狗不但会烧饭洗衣收拾房间，还可以当大型抱枕兼暖床？

这难道是现代版田螺“姑娘”小八？

上得了厅堂，下得了厨房，斗得过小三，打得过流氓，小八乃真素好贤惠~

忠犬小八和他的主人方亦然的恋爱故事

第一篇：

我有两只小猫。他们非常漂亮。一只是**的。另一只是白色的。他们非常可爱。**的小猫很调皮。他经常到处跑。他最喜欢的游戏是玩球、绳子和石头。而白色的小猫非常温和。她喜欢洗她的脸。并且她不喜欢和人玩。她经常跳上我的膝盖。我喜欢给她洗澡。

噢，我的小猫为我带来了很多愉快。我们是非常好的朋友。我爱他们。

I have got two baby cats. They are very beautiful. One is yellow. The other is white. They are very lovely. The yellow cat is very naughty. He likes to play with people. He often runs here and there. His favourite game is playing with balls, ropes and stones. But the white cat is very gentle. She likes to wash her face. And she doesn′t like to play with people. She often jumps onto my knees. I like to give her a bath.

Oh, my baby cats bring me much happiness. We are very good friends. I love them.

第二篇：

Every Dog Has His Day

I don't know any other animal on this green earth that loves a barbecue more than a dog, and being one, I'm no exception. So, when my people say let's go , you know I'm gonna be there.

Well, this is a short story of one of those trips to meat Eden, and a pee-wee of a predicament. The first thing you have to understand is that I can't always control myself, I try, but all the food, all those smells, all the people, all the food, it just gets dogmatic after about 5 minutes. So, you can imagine what I have to endure after about an hour. I had to do it, I had to release all this pent up frustration somehow. But, how can I blow off some steam without further unwanted lambasting from my humans. This was becoming a doggie disaster and I had to bring this decision to a close. Then it dawned on me, why go out for a walk when you can go out with a bang. Uh, no, I didn't start banging some humans leg like you thought, that's degrading, and only perverted pets sink so low. What I did do though, is teach some humans not to mess with the pet world.

The people attending the food fest were standing around, laughing and having a good time, gorging their fat faces with the food of the gods, when all of a sudden the swilling was drowned out with a high pitch squealing that was an octave or two higher than a dog whistle. The humans scrambled for the source of the terror only to find one of their offspring crying at the top of his lungs. What happened, one of them yells. I think the dog did something, another whispers. Just then, the human child begins to yelp one phrase repeatedly, over and over again, burning into their ears with the words "It's Hot, It's Hot". Well, much to my surprise, the humans started laughing so hard they were dropping like flies. I didn't understand why they thought it was so funny, but the next time any other kid drops his hot-dog on the ground, and then picks it up and eats it without giving me any, I'm gonna pee on his leg too. After all, now I know I can get away with it.

译文：

我不知道其他动物在这个绿色的地球,爱多烧烤狗作为一个人,我也不例外. So, when my people say let's go , you know I'm gonna be there.所以,当人们说让我去,你知道我第二天继续存在.

Well, this is a short story of one of those trips to meat Eden, and a pee-wee of a predicament.那么,这是其中的短篇小说人次伊甸肉、一、小便-凌晨一困境. The first thing you have to understand is that I can't always control myself, I try, but all the food, all those smells, all the people, all the food, it just gets dogmatic after about 5 minutes.首先你必须明白的是,我不能总是控制自己,我尝试但所有的食物,所有这些气味,所有的人,所有的食物,它仅能教条后约五分钟. So, you can imagine what I have to endure after about an hour.所以,你可以想象我所忍受后约一个小时. I had to do it, I had to release all this pent up frustration somehow.我不得不这样做,我有这个积聚释放所有有点沮丧. But, how can I blow off some steam without further unwanted lambasting from my humans.但是,我怎能再弃汽冲击过一些人抨击我. This was becoming a doggie disaster and I had to bring this decision to a close.这已经成为一汪汪的灾难,我把这个决定已圆满结束. Then it dawned on me, why go out for a walk when you can go out with a bang.然后我想通了,所以当你外出散步,出去了榜. Uh, no, I didn't start banging some humans leg like you thought, that's degrading, and only perverted pets sink so low.嗯,不,我不喜欢你腿开始冲击一些人认为,这有辱,沉低至只有变态宠物. What I did do though, is teach some humans not to mess with the pet world.虽然我所做的,就是有些人不要乱教与宠物的世界.

The people attending the food fest were standing around, laughing and having a good time, gorging their fat faces with the food of the gods, when all of a sudden the swilling was drowned out with a high pitch squealing that was an octave or two higher than a dog whistle.民众参加食品节站在四周,笑语和舒心,他们脸上的肥胖脂肪食物的神明,当忽然被淹死的喷淋出高球场尖叫,或者是娇嫩两个高于狗哨子. The humans scrambled for the source of the terror only to find one of their offspring crying at the top of his lungs.闲聊中攫取的恐怖之源,只有找到一个后代在哭泣顶部他的肺部. What happened, one of them yells.究竟发生了什么事,其中之一尖叫. I think the dog did something, another whispers.我觉得做狗,另一细语. Just then, the human child begins to yelp one phrase repeatedly, over and over again, burning into their ears with the words "It's Hot, It's Hot".这时,孩子开始人体yelp一句话反复,一遍又一遍,烧入自己的耳朵上写着"的热点,它的热点". Well, much to my surprise, the humans started laughing so hard they were dropping like flies.好,我很惊讶,他们这么辛苦笑语人类开始下降象苍蝇. I didn't understand why they thought it was so funny, but the next time any other kid drops his hot-dog on the ground, and then picks it up and eats it without giving me any, I'm gonna pee on his leg too.我不明白为何他们以为这仅仅是逗趣但下次有其他小朋友滴暴躁的狗放在地上,然后它啄吃起来没有给我任何它,我就常听小便腿部. After all, now I know I can get away with it.毕竟,现在我知道我可以瞒天过海.